About

This is an example of an About Me  page, I could edit this to put information about myself or my site so readers like you know where I am coming from (which is New York by way of Texas). But I feel like that’s what everyone else does. So to tell you a little bit about me, I shall instead employ my favorite literary device: haiku.

I’m a journalist.

I’m also a designer.

Which means I’m a nerd.

Everything in life

Can be boiled down to a

West Wing reference.

I love Apple Inc.

There’s a seven percent chance

I’m there in line now.

Like everybody,

I have fluid in my veins.

Not blood, but coffee.

Stony Brook University…doesn’t friggin fit in the haiku format. Like anywhere. Such bullshit. Anyway, I went there.